Lets see now. What can I tell you. I think the bare minimum, and you can pick the rest up as you go along. Here's all I'm going to give now.

I'm in my early thirties,

I'm married. I'm wondering whether I should give her a nickname/persona, or just use her name. I still haven't decided, so I'll hold back. I'll try and be a bit less insulting than Terry Wogan, who refers, I'm told, to his wife as the current Mrs Wogan.

I have a daughter, who is 6 months old. She's cool.

I also have a dog and two cats. No anonymity for them. Toby is the dog, Spartacus and Sophie the cats.

That'll do for now.